January 2012
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babyfroggi:
thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:
I found a really really great sexuality test. Post your results. For shits and giggles.
hamdoctors:
swaetshrit:
aatropos:
playbuttoncrotch:
conrad-achenlecks-cute-butt:
banana-bruises:
glitchdefacto:
53% Heterosexual
11% Homosexual
75% Asexual
The stats fit me well enough, gotta admit. :’D
You scored 64 Heterosexuality, 32...
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Is closure really that difficult to give me?
I think you made me feel more sick with your answer.
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some shit i wish they'd taught me in sex ed
tattooedducks:
abstinence only sex education sucks ass. my parents were good about talking to my bro and i about sex, but there are a lot of things that they didn’t know to tell us because culture changes so much over like 30 years.
this is all stuff i learned myself over three or four years of research, experience, and constant desire to learn in spite of all of the people who told me not to....
We were on a bed with a bunch of other people, probably drama kids, and they were having like a cuddle orgy. But I didn’t like any of them so I was kinda all alone, feeling cold and left out, so you cuddled me. And I got all stiff but you said “Don’t worry. Remember, I won’t let you ruin your relationship?” so I relaxed and then somehow we ended up making out and then...
I hate myself.
“Higher education can’t be a luxury- it’s an economic imperative that every...”
– Barack Obama, 2012 State of the Union address. (via iwantcupcakes)
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I'm trying to prove that people can love someone...
aspiretobeinfinite:
My friends don’t believe me that it can happen. They say that’s why my relationships failed in the past and will fail. That’s the reason I’m single. Please like or reblog this if you disagree with them.
EDIT: They are now taking bets that I can’t find 2k people who are on my side. Lovely friends I have, eh?
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thatsmistertoyou asked: I know you know who I'm talking about... isn't she a ray of sunshine?
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All content of tumblr will be blocked if you don't...
The 7th GIF from the end of your folder with words...
lesbianna:
cockney-bitch:
floppy-hump:
saffy-onyouraccent:
mrs-sheehan:
frederickaquintessabiggard:
spaceballs-the-url:
aesthetic-voyager:
Oh gosh, that’s ironic.
I can imagine this!
Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF
cognitivedissonance:
His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support...
The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
becbecmuffin:
euphoniumeuphemism:
riceagainst:
thesemotherfuckingsnakes:
el-dark-knight:
notabatman:
Oh.
The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
euphoniumeuphemism:
riceagainst:
thesemotherfuckingsnakes:
el-dark-knight:
notabatman:
Oh.